Bandit12
MF'er
Why Bikes are Better than bikes:
*Motorcycles curves never sag.
*Motorcycles don't get pregnant.
*You can ride a motorcycle any time of the month.
*Motorcycles don't have parent's.
*Motorcycles don't whine unless something is really wrong.
*you can kick your motorcycle to wake it up.
*You can share you're motorcycle with you're friends.
*if you're motorcycle makes too much noise, you can buy a muffler.
*If your motorcycle smokes,you can do something about it.
*Motorcycles don't care about how many other motorcycles you have ridden.
*Motorcycles don't mind if you look at other motorcycles, or if you buy motorcycle
magazines.
*If your motorcycle is too loose, you can tighten it.
*If your motorcycle is too soft, you can get different shocks.
*You can have a Beer while riding your motorcycle.
*If you say bad things to your motorcycle, you don't have to apologise before riding it
again.
*You can ride a motorcycle as long as you want and it won't get sore.
*Your parents don't keep in touch with your old motorcycle after you dump it.
*Motorcycles don't insult you if you are a bad rider.
*Motorcycles don't care if you're late.
*You don't have to take a shower before riding your motorcycle.
*It's always OK to use tie downs on your motorcycle.
*If your motorcycle doesn't look good, you can paint it or get better parts.
*You can't get diseases from a motorcyle you don't know very well.
Het is dus duidelijk waar ik voor kies!
*Motorcycles curves never sag.
*Motorcycles don't get pregnant.
*You can ride a motorcycle any time of the month.
*Motorcycles don't have parent's.
*Motorcycles don't whine unless something is really wrong.
*you can kick your motorcycle to wake it up.
*You can share you're motorcycle with you're friends.
*if you're motorcycle makes too much noise, you can buy a muffler.
*If your motorcycle smokes,you can do something about it.
*Motorcycles don't care about how many other motorcycles you have ridden.
*Motorcycles don't mind if you look at other motorcycles, or if you buy motorcycle
magazines.
*If your motorcycle is too loose, you can tighten it.
*If your motorcycle is too soft, you can get different shocks.
*You can have a Beer while riding your motorcycle.
*If you say bad things to your motorcycle, you don't have to apologise before riding it
again.
*You can ride a motorcycle as long as you want and it won't get sore.
*Your parents don't keep in touch with your old motorcycle after you dump it.
*Motorcycles don't insult you if you are a bad rider.
*Motorcycles don't care if you're late.
*You don't have to take a shower before riding your motorcycle.
*It's always OK to use tie downs on your motorcycle.
*If your motorcycle doesn't look good, you can paint it or get better parts.
*You can't get diseases from a motorcyle you don't know very well.
Het is dus duidelijk waar ik voor kies!