vaag verhaal..

Dirkie

MF veteraan
28 dec 2003
1.426
1
41
Haarlem
Life is a bitch, and then... blablabla..

Je motor verkopen voor je vrouw / vriendin / whatever???

NO WAY!
 

Roadrad

MF veteraan
14 jul 2003
9.745
5
51
Bezoek site
Allemaal lulkoek als je het mij vraagt...maar als je de moeite neemt om het "even" te lezen... Errug vermakelijk... je zou bijna uit medelijden die Helm willen kopen...

hahaha...slim aangepakt :}
 

Merlijn

MF veteraan
8 sep 2004
1.163
1
46
Zoetermeer
www.motor-forum.nl
ehhhhhh De pil moet je toch wel een beetje in de gaten houden, mijn (lieve) meisje is een beetje vergeetachtig (nee echt) en wil nog geen kinderen. Ik help het haar wel onthouden hoor })

Maar ja, hij rijd weer :)

M
 

demon008

Die hard MF'er
11 apr 2004
484
0
32
bergen NH
super verhaal jammer dat er niet instaat of hij nu ook verder is gegaan met die meid van de bar :P

zo zie je maar je motor kan je beste vriend zijn bij meiden ;)
 

=lvt=

MF veteraan
12 feb 2004
14.570
1
www.yeager.50megs.com
This Helmet is like brand new. I bought it for my wife, but it's to small for her big fat head.You know, it was all a big lie right from the beginning. I asked her if she liked bikes, (i've been riding since i was 9 years old.) She's like "Yeah, I love Motorcycles, they're great!" Now, i'm thinking to myself, this chicks cool, she's hot, has big boobs, and loves motorcycles. I gotta snag this one up quick.Little did i know that as soon as i gave her the engagement ring, all that would change. First, it was a subtle hint, you know, that the wedding's going to be expensive, and that that band costs just as much as my motorcycle. With all these wedding plans going on, i hardly have time to ride my bike. I'm schleping all over the state looking at reception halls, listening to cheesy wedding bands, and picking out floral arrangements. She brings up the fact that i havn't ridden my bike in a while now, (No kidding!! She won't let me out of her sight for more than 5 minutes!) and that maybe i should sell it. Now, that brings a whole lot of tension into the situation. I'm like no way! Then i notice that our sex life has reduced dramatically. A man has gotta do, what he's gotta do, so, i sell the bike, thinking that things will get better. She promises me, that as soon as we get married, she'll get a good job, and then i can get another bike. We get married, and we're having sex everyday. Life is good. The Evil One is looking for work for like, 6 months. I find it hard to believe that she can't find a damn job, but who am i to say? She's just holding out for that Management position she says. To be quite honest, i really don't care, she's cleaning my pipes better than Roto Rooter. Then the kicker...She tells me she's pregnant. All the while i thought she was on the pill! I ask her how this happened, and she said the pill gave her facial hair. (I really couldn't see a difference, after all she is Italian). Fast Foward 9 months...i'm out breaking my back doing manual labor, she's a big, fat, hairy lipped beach ball, with the disposition of a rabid Pit Bull. Nothing i say, or do is good enough for her. The day she gave birth, i thought again, that things will change for the better. WRONG!! Now everythings about the baby. Me, i'm second fiddle. Sex life? Ha! The only time i get some action is when i see her breast feeding the little bastard! I'm going crazy, at least if i had a motorcycle, i could take out some of my frustration. Even the guys at work notice how miserable i've been. One day, my partner rolls up on a brand new bike. I wanted to commit suicide. He knows how bad i wanted another bike. He see's the look in my eye, and asks me if i would like to take it out for a spin Friday night. It was truly the first time i lit up since marrying that bitch. Friday rolls around, i cash my check, and head on over to my partners house. I cruise around for a while, and end up at this little bar on the edge of town. I head up to the bar, place my helmet on it, and order a beer. I look over and see this little hottie chatting it up with her friends. I notice that the eye contact is getting more and more frequent. After a few more minutes, she walks over to me and tells me she just loves motorcycles. That they get her "excited". I ask her if she wants to go for a ride. Her beautifully full lips widen with a pearly white smile. I take that as a yes. I grab her by the hand, and lead her to the bike. She straps on the spare helmet that was on the bike, and away we go. We ride for hours. She taps me on the shoulder, and tells me her apartment is on the next block. Would i want to stop in for a while and have another beer. Who am i to say no? I watch her lead the way, and i can't keep my eyes off of her tight lil' behind. I think back to the days when old hippo ass looked like this. Well, once upstairs, one beer turned into two, and so on. The next thing i know, i'm in bed with her, and she was amazing! It was the best expierence i have ever had. Right then i had an epiphany. I had to be happy. I wasn't going to live a miserable existance for the rest of my life and something had to be done. Long story short, i left my hairy beast of a wife. (She's done good since i left. She remarried an Appliance salesman named Harold.) While i was moving out, i came across the helmet. I don't ever want to be reminded of my miserable past life, so please, make a bid. I have a motorcycle payment to make! The helmet has no scratches, size MED and i would rate it a 9 out of 10 Winning bidder to Pay with PAYPAL ONLY. Winning Bidder to pay all Shipping costs. I ship UPS ONLY. No Zero or Negative Feedback Bidders.
 

Smit

MF veteraan
23 apr 2003
11.846
1
Hardinxveld
Heb em net zitten lezen op Ebay, echt prachtig verhaal.

Me vriendin moet me toch niet de keuze gaan geven (zonder enige reden) dat het OF haar is OF de motor....dat gaat nl nie goed komen
 

Dash

MF veteraan
3 mei 2004
5.310
5
33
Hoorn (Noord Holland)
jezus zeg...

Als ik een paar handschoenen koop bij de dealer hoef ik echt niet z`n tragisch levensverhaal te horen. maar deze vent is wel komisch :P
 

just_a_ girl

MF veteraan
9 jul 2004
5.304
0
34
haha mooi verhaal :}

maar wat een sukkel dat ie zn bike weg doet voor een vrouw....

en wat een K*t wijf dat ze hem voor et blok zet...
dat hij die bike weg moest doen...

ach ja maar wel leuk om te lezen...