Motorcycle quotes

[Yuri]

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TOP TEN REASONS HARLEY RIDERS MAY NOT WAVE BACK

10...Afraid it will invalidate warranty.
9...Leather and studs make it too hard to raise arm.
8...Refuses to wave to anyone whose bike is already paid for.
7...Afraid to let go of handlebars because they might vibrate off.
6...Rushing wind would blow scabs off the new tattoos.
5...Angry because they just took out second mortgage to pay luxury tax on new Harley.
4...Just discovered the fine print in owner's manual and realized H-D is partially owned by those rice burner manufacturers.
3...Can't tell if other riders are waving or just reaching to cover their ears like everyone else.
2...Remembers the last time that a Harley rider waved back, and he impaled his hand on his spiked helmet.

...and the Number One reason Harley riders don't wave back:

1...They're jealous that, after spending $30,000, they still don't own a Gold Wing!

 

[Viccie]

Why motorcycles are better then men.


My Motorcycle has never let me down.

A Motorcycle never leaves the seat up.

A Motorcycle will go as fast as you want, as long as you want without finishing before you're ready.

A Motorcycle will let you ride as many times in one day as you want.

Your Motorcycle won't get embarrassed for making noise right along with you.

You are always in control without having to hear any complaints or grumbles.

You can just be satisfied with one position.

You are always in control without having to hear any complaints or grumbles.

Motorcycles go with your mood.

You can ride a motorcycle and it will last longer than a man.

Motorcycles keep going until we have arrived together.

Your bike doesn't care what time of the month we are in.

Your bike doesn't have a spare tire.

Motorcycles are better then men because they don't make you do something perverted just because you are wearing leather.

Motorcycles are better than men because they have a kill switch.

Motorcycles are better than men because there is nothing quite like having nothing but horsepower throbbing between your legs.

When motorcycles spring a leak the only place it splashes is on the road.

When you grip a motorcycle with your thighs it doesn't think you're being kinky.

Motorcycles will never tell you it's time to stop riding and settle down.

Motorcycles can't get you pregnant.

Motorcycles know when it's too cold to ride. Motorcycles don't ask you to cook dinner.

Motorcycles don't roll over and pass out after you've gone for a ride.

 

[Viccie]

Why Motorcycles Are Better Than Women!

Because a motorcycle, any motorcycle, is less expensive than a woman

Your Motorcycle doesn't mind if you call her a hog.

Your Motorcycle is happy with what ever time your spend on her.

A motorcycle doesn't spend your money on useless accessories to wear, and then never wear them.

After riding the same motorcycle for years, you still enjoy riding it.

When you buy your motorcycle a gift, it doesn't say: it's the wrong size or color.

Your bike will take you anywhere you want without complaining.

Your Motorcycle will never leave you for another rider.

You can have as many Motorcycles as you want.

They don't complain about always being on the bottom.

It's cool for them to make loud noises around people.

They turn on with a push of the button.

A Motorcycle doesn't care if it is a smaller size.

The only place your bike wants to be is between your legs.

Motorcycles will give you a good ride every time you mount it.

When you go looking for rings, they are measured in CC's, not karats.

Motorcycles don't tell you that the last rider was better than you.

Your motorcycle doesn't want to talk after you rider it.

When you get a motorcycle it doesn't come with a mother in law.

When your are done with your motorcycle, it's still worth something.

Because they don't take you to places where you don't want to go.

Because they don't whine about being out all night.

Because they are always grateful for a good lube job day or night.

Because they don't say lets cuddle after a long ride.

You can rub them all over and a motorcycle will never tell you to stop.

When you get done riding your bike, your private parts don't smell bad.

Motorcycles are better that woman because they will take you anywhere.

You never have to wait for a motorcycle.

They're ready to go 24 hours a day.

Motorcycles don't hate their bodies.

Motorcycles understand that riding in circles is better than asking for directions.

Anyone can get a good-looking motorcycle.

Good motorcycles are available everywhere.

The thrill of the ride is never absent on a motorcyle.

You can rev up your Motorcycle with a simple twist of the wrist.

Your buddies will ask you first before they take a ride on your Motorcycle.

When you invest in a Motorcycle, you know you can get your money back.

A Motorcycle doesn't care if you've forgotten the anniversary of the day you first rode it.

A Motorcycle doesn't insist on "protection" before you can ride it.

A Motorcycle can never fool around on you.

Putting larger headlights on your Motorcycle is relatively cheap

 

[Viccie]

Top Ten Biker Pick Up Lines

10. Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?
9. Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
8. I'm easy. Are you?
7. Hi, will you help me find my lost puppy? I think he went into this cheap motel room across the street.
6. Do you mind if I stare at you up close instead of from across the room?
5. Help the homeless, take me home with you.
4. Ever made it with an overweight problem drinker?
3. Are you free tonight or will it cost me?
2. Baby, I'm an American Express lover.... You shouldn't go home without me!
1. Yo, would you like to sit on my hog?

 

[Viccie]

"If you think you're bad, piss off a biker."
-- Hondo, President, Viet Vets MC, Minnesota "Chapter C"
"Momma, don't let your babies grow up to be bikers."
-- Hondo, VVMC

"I'd rather watch my old lady push my Harley, than ride rice"
-- Hondo, VVMC

"How many bikers does it take to screw in a light bulb?"
Two... the trick is getting them in there"
-- Hondo, VVMC

"If ya don't have nothin nice to say about someone, screw 'em."
-- Hondo, VVMC

"$15,000 and 15 miles don't make you a biker."
-- Hondo, VVMC

"The greatest pleasure in life is doing what's said can't be done, and doing it with those ya love."
-- Hondo, VVMC

"Brotherhood is worth any inconvenience."
-- Hondo, VVMC

"PTSD (Post Traumatic Stress Disorder)... the only combat wound that doesn't bleed."
-- Hondo, VVMC

Number One pick-up line:
"Wanna go for a ride on my Harley?"
-- Hondo, VVMC

Number One question bikers get asked:
"Do those tattoos hurt?"
-- Hondo, VVMC

"My bike doesn't leak oil, it's just marking its spot."
-- anonymous Harley rider

"The probability of a bungee cord breaking is directly proportionate to the value of the item being secured."
-- Tom Bodett, Nam Knights MC

"If it's got tits or wheels, it'll give you trouble."
-- Anonymous

"People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs."
-- Anonymous


Ok, straks weer meer... nu eerst ff naar college

 

[Spider]

Je blijft bezig!

 

[Viccie]

Vooruit dan, omdat je zo aandringt

Biker Wisdom

Midnight Bugs taste Best
Saddlebags can never hold everything you want, but they CAN hold everything you need.
NEVER argue with a woman holding a torque wrench.
Never try to race an old Geezer, he may have one more gear than you.
Home is where your Bike sits still long enough to leave a few drops of oil on the ground.
You'll get farther down the road if you learn to use more than two fingers on the front brake.
Routine maintenance should never be neglected.
It takes more love to share the saddle than it does to share the bed.
The only good view of a thunderstorm is in your rearview mirror.
Never be afraid to slow down.
Only Bikers understand why dogs love to stick their heads out car windows.
Bikes don't leak oil; they mark their territory.
Never ask a biker for directions if you're in a hurry to get there.
Don't ride so late into the night that you sleep through the sunrise.
Pie and Coffee are as important as gasoline.
Sometimes it takes a whole tankful of gas before you can think straight.
If you want to get a job, you may have to compromise your principals. You may even have to shave.
Riding faster than everyone else only guarantees you'll ride alone.
Never hesitate to ride past the last street light at the edge of town.
Never mistake Horsepower for staying power. A good rider has balance, judgment, and good timing. So does a good lover.
A cold hamburger can be reheated quite nicely by placing it in the crotch between the two cylinders.
Never do less then Forty miles before breakfast.
If you don't ride in the rain-you don't ride.
A Harley on the road is worth 2 in the shop.
Respect the person who has seen the Dark side of motorcycling and lived.
Young riders pick a destination and go... Old riders pick a direction and go.
A good wrench will let you watch without charging you for it.
Sometimes the fastest way to get there is to stop for the night.
Always back your bike into the curb-and sit where you can see it.
Work to ride-Ride to work.
Whatever it is, it's better in the wind.
Two lane blacktop isn't a highway-it's a mindset.
When you look down the road, it seems to never end-but you better believe it does.
A biker can smell a party 2500 miles away.
Winter is Natures way of telling you to polish.
Keep your bikes in good repair.
riding boots are NOT comfortable for walking.
People are like Harleys, each is customized a bit differently.
If the bike ain't braking properly, you don't start by rebuilding the engine.
Remember to pay as much attention to your partner as you do your carburetor.
Sometimes the best communication happens when you're on separate bikes.
Well-trained reflexes are quicker than luck.
Good coffee should be indistinguishable from 60 weight motor oil.
The best alarm clock is sunshine on Chrome.
Learn to do counterintuitive things that may someday save your butt.
The twisties- not the superslabs- separate the bikers from the squids.
When you're riding lead--don't spit.
If you really want to know what's going on, watch what's happening at least 5 cars ahead.
Don't make a reputation you'll have to live down or run away from later.
If the person in the next lane at the stoplight rolls up the window and locks
the door, support their view of life by snarling at them.
A friend is someone who'll get out of bed at 2am to drive his pickup to the
middle of nowhere to get you when you're broken down.
If she changes her oil more than she changes her mind--follow her.
If you want to get somewhere before sundown, you can't stop at every tavern.
There's something ugly about a NEW Harley on a trailer.
Don't lead the pack if you don't know where you're goin'.
Sleep with one arm thru the spokes and keep your pants on.
Practice wrenching on your own bike.
Everyone crashes. Some get back on. Some don't. Some can't.
Beware the biker who says the bike never breaks down.
Some bikes run on 99-octane ego.
Owning 2 bikes is useful because at least one can be raided for parts at any given time.
You'll know she loves you if she offers to let you ride her bike. Don't do it and she'll love you even more.
Don't argue with an 18-wheeler.
Never be ashamed to unlearn an old habit.
Maintenance is as much art as it is science.
A good long ride can clear your mind, restore your faith, and use up a lot of
gasoline.
If the countryside seems boring, stop, get off your bike, and go sit in the
ditch long enough to appreciate what was here before the asphalt came.
If you can't get it goin' with bungee cords and electricians tape-it's serious.
If you ride like there's no tomorrow-there won't be.
Bikes parked out front mean good chicken-fried steak inside.
If you want to complain about the pace being set by the road captain, you better
be prepared to lead the group yourself.
Gray-haired bikers don't get that way from pure luck.
There are drunken bikers. There are old bikers. There are NO old, drunken
bikers.
Thin leather looks good in the bar, but it won't save you from "road rash" if you go down.
The best modifications cannot be seen from the outside.
Always replace the cheapest parts first.
You can forget what you do for a living when your knees are in the breeze. No matter what marquee you ride, it's all the same wind.
It takes both pistons and cylinders to make a bike run. One is not more important than the other.
Patience is the ability to keep your motor idling when you feel like stripping your gears.

 

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