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-Horn broken. Watch for finger.
-I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather.
Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.
-This Vehicle Swerves and Hits Pedestrians at Random
-Cover me. I'm changing lanes.
-Pardon my driving, I am reloading.
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Is niet helemaal wat je bedoeld, maar zijn wel grappig!
Update :
-Geduld is het vermogen je motor stationair te laten draaien wanneer je hem het liefst verschrikkelijk op zijn staart zou trappen.
-Rij niet alsof de weg van U is, rij alsof de motor van U is.
-Het beste middel tegen onverantwoord rijgedrag is een achteruitkijkspeigel met een politieauto erin.
My karma ran over your dogma.
Cover me. I'm changing lanes.
Friends don't let friends drive naked.
If you don't like the way I drive, get off the sidewalk!
Caution! Driver's applying make-up
CAUTION : Driver Singing
The kids drive me crazy, I drive them everywhere
Why am I the only person on earth that knows how to drive?
FORGET ABOUT WORLD PEACE...VISUALIZE USING YOUR TURN SIGNAL
If you think I'm a lousy driver, wait until you see me putt
Hang up and drive
I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather. . . Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car
Evacuate the road!!! STUDENT driving!!
It was only a lane change!
I drive this way just to piss you off.
Go on speeding, we'll cut you out (of your car ) -- Your Fire Dept.
Go on, I'll see you at the next traffic light.
Get in. Sit down. Shut up. Hang on.
Caution I swerve and hit people at random.
So many pedestrians, so little time.
Lost your cat? Look under my tires
Hang up and drive
I wonder how you'd drive with that car phone shoved up your ass?
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Bijna alle CBR600F op een rijtje, wie vult me aan ?
[ Dit Bericht is bewerkt door: J.W op 2001-07-13 11:54 ]