wat is er toch met dat gezwaai?

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Ieder jaar in de lente weer hetzelfde

Eerst zijn er de"mijn-motor-start-niet-meer"-topics

Dan de "ik-ben-op -mijn-bek-gegaan-door-de-schuld-van-een-koekblik"-topics

Dan krijgen we "mag-ik-met-de-hogedrukspuit-mijn-motor-kuisen"-topics

gevolgd door :W -topics

Over een maandje hebben we de "doe-jij-beschermende-kledij-aan"-topics

In volle zomer teenslippertopics
 
Ieder jaar in de lente weer hetzelfde

Eerst zijn er de"mijn-motor-start-niet-meer"-topics

Dan de "ik-ben-op -mijn-bek-gegaan-door-de-schuld-van-een-koekblik"-topics

Dan krijgen we "mag-ik-met-de-hogedrukspuit-mijn-motor-kuisen"-topics

gevolgd door :W -topics

Over een maandje hebben we de "doe-jij-beschermende-kledij-aan"-topics

In volle zomer teenslippertopics

Een mens wordt rap oud hé
 
je bent al snel te oud om te zwaaien, dan ga je goldwing rijden :)

tot die tijd dus ten alle tijden zwaaien. zwaaien ze nie terug? dan hebben ze je of niet gezien, of rijden ze zonder rijbewijs en willen ze nie opvallen:P
 
van te veel te :W , krijg je een stijve voorpoot en werk je "ik-ben-op -mijn-bek-gegaan-door-de-schuld-van-een-koekblik"-topics in de hand
 
Ieder jaar in de lente weer hetzelfde

Eerst zijn er de"mijn-motor-start-niet-meer"-topics

Dan de "ik-ben-op -mijn-bek-gegaan-door-de-schuld-van-een-koekblik"-topics

Dan krijgen we "mag-ik-met-de-hogedrukspuit-mijn-motor-kuisen"-topics

gevolgd door :W -topics

Over een maandje hebben we de "doe-jij-beschermende-kledij-aan"-topics

In volle zomer teenslippertopics
(je bent: "waarmee reinig jij je ketting" vergeten :) )
Zolang het geen RIP-topics zijn, is het allemaal best voor mij.
Zo en nog even :W
 
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Het begint hier naar een frietkot te ruiken...


Nee het is ieders held Fred met z'n pekel fiets. Zo heb je hem weer in de schuur gezet nu het niet meer sneeuwt? Toch nog 2 dagen per jaar genieten voor je met dat klimaat!

Hé, fred het is toch leven en laten leven?

Als je niet wilt zwaaien op straat of in dit soort topics, moet je dat gewoon laten hoor. Mijn zegen heb je niet nodig. :W


Enjoy :+
 
overdreven zwaaien is ook leuk, krijg je vaak een overdreven zwaai terug
 
zat vandaag ff achterop de motor... we kwamen een motor agent tegen, en die zwaaide :X

Handje aarzelend omhoog ;)
 
In aanvulling op eerdere post van Mac Williams (sorry, vind ze net iets leuker in 't Engels):

Top 10 Reasons Sportbikers Don't Wave:

10. They have not been riding long enough to know they're supposed to.
9. They're going too fast to have time enough to register the movement
and respond.
8. You weren't wearing bright enough gear.
7. If they stick their arm out going that fast they'll rip it out of the
socket.
6. They're too occupied with trying to get rid of their chicken strips.
5. They look way too cool with both hands on the bars or they don't want
to unbalance themselves while standing on the tank.
4. Their skin tight-kevlar-ballistic-nylon-kangaroo-leather suits
prevent any position other than fetal.
3. Raising an arm allows bugs into the armholes of their tank tops.
2. It's too hard to do one-handed stoppies.
1. They were too busy slipping their flip-flop back on.

Top Ten Reasons Why BMW Riders Don't Wave Back
10. New Aerostich suit too stiff to raise arm.
9. Removing a hand from the bars is considered "bad form."
8. Your bike isn't weird enough looking to justify acknowledgement.
7. Too sore from an 800-mile day on a stock "comfort" seat.
6. Too busy programming the GPS, monitoring radar, listening to ipod,
XM, or talking on the cell phone.
5. He's an Iron Butt rider and you're not!.
4. Wires from Gerbings is too short.
3. You're not riding the "right kind" of BMW.
2. You haven't been properly introduced.
1. Afraid it will be misinterpreted as a friendly gesture.

Top Ten reasons Metric Cruiser Riders don't wave back

10. New leather jacket was purchased at the same size as suit jacket.
9. Didn't know that the bike wouldn't fly off the road if left hand was
removed.
8. Was looking at the handle bars wondering what accessory could mount
where.
7. Was wildly grasping at some valve under seat. (3.7 gals BAH!)
6. Rider was actually pulling up black socks and pulling down on jeans
trying to close a few air gaps.
5. Rider was too caught up in reciting his mantra 'Left hand clutch'
'Right hand Gas AND Front brake' 'Left foot Gears' 'Right foot Rear
brake' 'And for Gods sake Both feet down at light'.
4. Waved after you went by. You just thought they didn't wave.
3. Was searching GPS to find local Bike wash.
2. Rider wasn't really waving, was doing wind airfoil test with hand and
arm.
1. Rider was involved in trying to get new throttle stop to STOP

Top Ten Reasons Why Dual Sport Riders Don't Wave Back
10. Vibration of knobby tires prevented the rider from taking
his hand off the bars.
9. MX style safety gear was too bright to see you wave.
8. His front fender prevents you seeing him wave back.
7. Was too busy configuring his GPS/Enduro Roll/FishFinder.
6. His rain/wind/thorn/bug/bird proof thousand-dollar jacket
won't allow it.
5. Was too busy re-arranging his 500 pounds of soft-sided
luggage.
4. Doesn't recognize a wave in any language other than German.
3. Too busy splitting lanes/filtering through traffic.
2. One handed wheelies are not easy.
1. On single-track trails you stop, not wave

Top Ten Reasons Why Harley Riders Don't Wave Back
10. Afraid it will invalidate warranty.
9. Leather and studs make it too hard to raise arm.
8. Refuses to wave to anyone whos bike is already paid for.
7. Afraid to let go of handlebars because they might vibrate off.
6. Rushing wind would blow scabs off the new tattoos.
5. Angry because just took out a second mortgage to pay luxury tax on new Harley.
4. Just discovered the fine print in the owner's manual and realized H-D is partially owned by those rice-burner manufactures.
3. Can't tell if other riders are waving or just reaching to cover their ears like everyone else.
2. Remembers the last time a Harley rider waved back, he impaled his hand on spiked helmet.
1. They're jealous that after spending $30,000, they still don't own a Beemer.

Top Ten Reasons Why Gold Wing Riders Don't Wave Back
10. Wasn't sure whether other rider was waving or making an obscene
gesture.
9. Afraid might get frostbite if hand is removed from heated grip.
8. Has arthritis and the past 400 miles have made it difficult to raise
arm.
7. Reflection from etched windshield momentarily blinded him.
6. The espresso machine just finished.
5. Was actually asleep when other rider waved.
4. Was in a three-way conference call with stockbroker and accessories
dealer.
3. Was distracted by odd shaped blip on radar screen.
2. Was simultaneously adjusting the air suspension, seat height,
programmable CD player, seat temperature and satellite navigation
system.
1. Couldn't find the "auto wave back" button on dashboard.


Lijkt me het finale antwoord op alle zwaaitopics ooit. Nog vragen? :)
 
Zwaaien is juist leuk. *O*

Mijn rij-instructeur heeft mij niet geleerd dat ik naar elke motorrijden mag zwaaien.
Misschien had het wel met mijn rij stijl te maken. Ik weet het niet. Toch ben ik de eerste keer meteen geslaagt.
Sinds 4 jan. j.l. ben ik het in bezig van mijn motorrijbewijs en in dezelfde maand (de 19e) had ik mijn eerste motor.
Het duurde even voor het beter weer werd om te rijden. Maar het was al leuk toen ik rijles had, maar het wordt steeds leuker. Motorrijden is een virus waar je niet meer vanaf komt.
En dan dat zwaaien maakt het allemaal nog erger.

Met andere woorden.......... motorrijden doe je met alle motoren die op dat moment op de weg zijn, die je tegen komt en waar je naar 'zwaait'. Dat heb je echt niet met autorijden.
Daarom is motorrijden zo LEUK!!! :]
 
In aanvulling op eerdere post van Mac Williams (sorry, vind ze net iets leuker in 't Engels):

Top 10 Reasons Sportbikers Don't Wave:

10. They have not been riding long enough to know they're supposed to.
9. They're going too fast to have time enough to register the movement
and respond.
8. You weren't wearing bright enough gear.
7. If they stick their arm out going that fast they'll rip it out of the
socket.
6. They're too occupied with trying to get rid of their chicken strips.
5. They look way too cool with both hands on the bars or they don't want
to unbalance themselves while standing on the tank.
4. Their skin tight-kevlar-ballistic-nylon-kangaroo-leather suits
prevent any position other than fetal.
3. Raising an arm allows bugs into the armholes of their tank tops.
2. It's too hard to do one-handed stoppies.
1. They were too busy slipping their flip-flop back on.

Top Ten Reasons Why BMW Riders Don't Wave Back
10. New Aerostich suit too stiff to raise arm.
9. Removing a hand from the bars is considered "bad form."
8. Your bike isn't weird enough looking to justify acknowledgement.
7. Too sore from an 800-mile day on a stock "comfort" seat.
6. Too busy programming the GPS, monitoring radar, listening to ipod,
XM, or talking on the cell phone.
5. He's an Iron Butt rider and you're not!.
4. Wires from Gerbings is too short.
3. You're not riding the "right kind" of BMW.
2. You haven't been properly introduced.
1. Afraid it will be misinterpreted as a friendly gesture.

Top Ten reasons Metric Cruiser Riders don't wave back

10. New leather jacket was purchased at the same size as suit jacket.
9. Didn't know that the bike wouldn't fly off the road if left hand was
removed.
8. Was looking at the handle bars wondering what accessory could mount
where.
7. Was wildly grasping at some valve under seat. (3.7 gals BAH!)
6. Rider was actually pulling up black socks and pulling down on jeans
trying to close a few air gaps.
5. Rider was too caught up in reciting his mantra 'Left hand clutch'
'Right hand Gas AND Front brake' 'Left foot Gears' 'Right foot Rear
brake' 'And for Gods sake Both feet down at light'.
4. Waved after you went by. You just thought they didn't wave.
3. Was searching GPS to find local Bike wash.
2. Rider wasn't really waving, was doing wind airfoil test with hand and
arm.
1. Rider was involved in trying to get new throttle stop to STOP

Top Ten Reasons Why Dual Sport Riders Don't Wave Back
10. Vibration of knobby tires prevented the rider from taking
his hand off the bars.
9. MX style safety gear was too bright to see you wave.
8. His front fender prevents you seeing him wave back.
7. Was too busy configuring his GPS/Enduro Roll/FishFinder.
6. His rain/wind/thorn/bug/bird proof thousand-dollar jacket
won't allow it.
5. Was too busy re-arranging his 500 pounds of soft-sided
luggage.
4. Doesn't recognize a wave in any language other than German.
3. Too busy splitting lanes/filtering through traffic.
2. One handed wheelies are not easy.
1. On single-track trails you stop, not wave

Top Ten Reasons Why Harley Riders Don't Wave Back
10. Afraid it will invalidate warranty.
9. Leather and studs make it too hard to raise arm.
8. Refuses to wave to anyone whos bike is already paid for.
7. Afraid to let go of handlebars because they might vibrate off.
6. Rushing wind would blow scabs off the new tattoos.
5. Angry because just took out a second mortgage to pay luxury tax on new Harley.
4. Just discovered the fine print in the owner's manual and realized H-D is partially owned by those rice-burner manufactures.
3. Can't tell if other riders are waving or just reaching to cover their ears like everyone else.
2. Remembers the last time a Harley rider waved back, he impaled his hand on spiked helmet.
1. They're jealous that after spending $30,000, they still don't own a Beemer.

Top Ten Reasons Why Gold Wing Riders Don't Wave Back
10. Wasn't sure whether other rider was waving or making an obscene
gesture.
9. Afraid might get frostbite if hand is removed from heated grip.
8. Has arthritis and the past 400 miles have made it difficult to raise
arm.
7. Reflection from etched windshield momentarily blinded him.
6. The espresso machine just finished.
5. Was actually asleep when other rider waved.
4. Was in a three-way conference call with stockbroker and accessories
dealer.
3. Was distracted by odd shaped blip on radar screen.
2. Was simultaneously adjusting the air suspension, seat height,
programmable CD player, seat temperature and satellite navigation
system.
1. Couldn't find the "auto wave back" button on dashboard.


Lijkt me het finale antwoord op alle zwaaitopics ooit. Nog vragen? :)

Whahah :P Lijkt me duidelijk zo..

Als ik straks op me :] zit zal ik zeker wel zwaaien.. En mocht de ander niet terug zwaaien.. Omdraaien en erachteraan :+
 
laatst zwaaide iemand op n quad naar mij op de r6.... na ff twijfelen of ik terug zou zwaaien was ie al heel klein geworden in mn spiegel....eigelijk ben ik er nog steeds niet uit of ik had moeten terug zwaaien :?

zelfde met trikes

een 4 wieler zwaai je niet naar...dan zou je ook naar koekblikkers moeten zwaaien

en trikes zijn 3 wielers....dan zou je ook naar de kleuter op de hoek moeten zwaaien




ach ja volgende keer toch maar terug zwaaien denk ik :W

en de kleuter op de 3wieler voelt zich ook cool als een motorrijder naar hem zwaait en zich in de groep geaccepteerd voelt, dus dan doe ik die ook maar een plezier :W
 
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:^ 1 verder naar boven!

Erg goed ik kende de andere al maar deze gaat ook aan de muur.

Eeeehhhnnnnn zwaaaaiiii topique, bye bye zwaai zwaaiii.

Groet # :} *O* :W _O-
 
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