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http/www.kicken.com/funnyfiles/PatrickKicken3FM-italianman.mp3
(read it in italian accent)
Ona day ima gonna go ina big hotel in Malta !!
Ima gonna have some good food and ima gonna
drink like the old days.
I go to the restorante and i tella waiter to bring me
two pissis tost !!
He brought me only one piss!!
I tella him i want two piss ona my plate !!
He said me, you better not piss ona your plate,
you Sona ma Bitch.....
I dont even know the man and he called me Sona ma Bitch !
Anyway, I go to another restorante.
The waiter brought me a spoon a knife but not a Fock !!
I told him i wonna Fock !
He told me everyone wonna Fock !
I say him, you not understand .. I wonna fock
ona my table.
He said me, you better not fock ona table you go
to the toilet, you Sona ma Bitch
I dont even know the man and he called me Sona ma Bitch
Than, i went to my hotel.
In my room i had a pillow, blanket but not shit
I call the man and I say: I wont two shit !!
He said to me you better not shit here. Go to the toilet.
Nooo you no understand!!! I wanna shit onna my bed !
You better not shit ona bed you italian Sona ma Bitch .
I wasa very angry !
I take my bags and i go to recepsione .
I wenta there and i tolda the men at the desk:
Scuzi, I want to go to Italy
The man at the desk said, good than "Peace on You"
Yes, and I piss all of you too .....
Arrivederci, maleducati